I was just writing to remind you that sometimes I like a quiet night at home. Maybe just one or two a week. Don't get me wrong — I love getting you through triathlons, cocktail conferences, and your ridiculous work/social schedule, but I do need a certain amount of sleep. And downtime. That couch you have is quite comfy, and I know you enjoy cooking meals in your kitchen.
I don't mean to be demanding or anything. I tried to send you a warning sign earlier this week, with all the sniffling and sneezing, and you let me rest a bit, but then you started right back up again with the workouts and the going out and the not enough sleep thing.
I truly hope that we can work something out on this front or I may just crap out on you altogether.
Love,
Your Body
PS — Your Soul says hi, and is putting in a request for weekly yoga in addition to more downtime
xoxo
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Dear Laren’s Body,
You’re asking a lot. If Laren isn’t working out, then you would be in even worse shape. You’ve got to give up a few things. Perhaps less working out for a nap here and there? Definitely not going to give up anything on the social calendar, that’s just crazy talk. What are you willing to give up? By the way, I’m appointing myself Laren’s agent, so no more direct contact with her. All negotiations need to go through me in order to maintain fairness and so that you can’t unduly influence each other. I’m sure you understand, this needs to be an ethical process.
Sincerely,
Rocky
Dear Laren’s Body,
You’re asking a lot. If Laren isn’t working out, then you would be in even worse shape. You’ve got to give up a few things. Perhaps less working out for a nap here and there? Definitely not going to give up anything on the social calendar, that’s just crazy talk. What are you willing to give up? By the way, I’m appointing myself Laren’s agent, so no more direct contact with her. All negotiations need to go through me in order to maintain fairness and so that you can’t unduly influence each other. I’m sure you understand, this needs to be an ethical process.
Sincerely,
Rocky
Dear Rocky,
Thanks for keeping things in check on the ethical front, per usual. And thanks for giving my Body a good talking to!!
xoxo,
L
Dear Rocky,
Thanks for keeping things in check on the ethical front, per usual. And thanks for giving my Body a good talking to!!
xoxo,
L
Dear Laren,
If you don’t keep your body in check, soon it starts to think that it can run things. Then you get mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together, you know the drill. It’s for all of our own good. Let’s your Body knows what’s good for it.
Rum,
Rocky
Dear Laren,
If you don’t keep your body in check, soon it starts to think that it can run things. Then you get mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together, you know the drill. It’s for all of our own good. Let’s your Body knows what’s good for it.
Rum,
Rocky
Dear Laren – your body is beginning to sound just like your Mom. . .
Dear Laren – your body is beginning to sound just like your Mom. . .