Over the course of this weekend, I have committed the following sins and/or engaged in the following sinful behaviors:
– I have openly mocked the gaudy McMansions we passed on our 50-mile bike ride.
– I ate all kinds of pork and shellfish, including oysters at the Stone Street Oyster Fest, Momofuku pork buns, and Flying Pigs Farm bacon (not in one sitting, however).
– Gluttony: late night snacks at Blue Ribbon, several cocktails at the LUPEC NYC Avon breast cancer walk fundraiser at Death & Co.
– Sloth: an entire portion of a day watching a Mad Men marathon.
– Denial: ate a Choinkwich from the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck on Yom Kippur.
And finally, atonement — bought a new scale today. Happy New Year, all!
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LMAO! Laren, you crack me up! Bless you!
LMAO! Laren, you crack me up! Bless you!