I'm sitting at the Wine Cellar last night after a meeting and I notice that the gentleman next to me has a tattoo wrapping around his right forearm. I couldn't see the whole thing, but was able to clearly make out the word "inalienable.*" So I say, "I see you have a bit of the Constitution on your arm." He replied, "actually, it's the Declaration of Independence."
Worst. Lawyer. Ever.
* now, of course, I am questioning whether it said "inalienable" or "unalienable," but apparently this is questioned often.