I’m not drunk enough.
My butt itches.
I’ve got to go — my Mom just called and it’s my night to empty the dishwasher.
What was your name again?
Compiled by me, the Lovely Miss Katie, and her brother Mark, over dinner at BLT Fish. Thank god I’ve never actually heard any of these on a real date. Yet. Please feel free to add to the list — I’m sure you’ve got some good ones.
Anyhoo — I’m off to Kismet later today for the rest of the week and through the weekend, so if my posts are light (or non-existent), that’s why. And if you want to see pictures of the rest of my weekend: the BLT party (black tie, lingerie, toga) and the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party (one of the highlights was the "wine with swine" class taught by Danny Meyer of Blue Smoke), here ya go. Have a great week!