Category: Web/Tech

  • What Am I Doing Wrong? Using GMail

    Those of you who have GMail may be familiar with the "Sponsored Links" section of the page, where Google thoughtfully selects advertising links related to the content of your email.  I had emailed Rob last week to ask him about a date he went on.  The subject line of the email was "date."  Google, in its infinite wisdom, selected the following links for my perusal:

    Keep Your Mr. Right
    Free Report – 10 Mistakes Women Make That Scare Away Mr.Right
    www.CatchHimAndKeepHim.com

    When it comes to Men
    have you ever asked yourself – What Am I Doing Wrong?
    www.relationshipheadquarters.com

    I haven’t yet checked out these links, but damn, Google, way to play into everyone’s worst dating fears.  Nice. 

     

  • Geekin’ Out

    I bought my current computer in 1999 — it’s time for an upgrade, as it’s currently being held together with spit and bubble gum.  This time, I’m thinking of a notebook rather than a desktop, and have been looking at the Dell Inspiron 600m & 700m.  Any thoughts, comments, or suggestions on these or other notebooks you love?  Keep in mind that I use my digital camera a great deal (big hard drive and memory card slot would be nice), need to hook my iPod up to it (Firewire port needed), and have small hands (so a mini-keyboard might not bother me as much as it bothers other folks).  I’m such a nerd — can’t wait to have a new computer!

  • Got Me a New Cameraphone

    . . . and apparently figured out how to send pics to flickr with it. Still haven’t managed to make it go directly to Typepad, but that’s ok. This amazingly flattering picture of Rob is now what pops up on my phone when he calls. Now that I’ve posted this, he’ll probably never call me again.

    Thanks again to the lovely folks at Verizon Wireless customer service who allowed me to cash in on my "new every two" program a few months early. My old phone was being held together with spit and bubble gum, and it no longer rang, which was really annoying the shit out of me.  I was afraid that I’d be chatting away one day and the thing would just snap in two.  I can’t even tell you how happy I am to hear my cell phone ring again!  And the cameraphone?  Extra bonus.  And just wait . . . it takes videos too. . .

  • Laren is . . .

    I went to the WYSIWYG talent show last week to see Alizinha perform in “Psychos I Have Dated or Worked for (or Both) . . .” She told a great internet dating story, which reminded me of my own psycho internet dating story, but we’ll get into that some other time. Chris Hampton, who introduced everyone that evening, used Googlism to create bio paragraphs about each performer. I hadn’t heard of Googlisms before, but essentially you type your name into it, and it comes up with a list of sentences about you, based somehow on Google’s algorithm. Of course I had to run home and plug in my name. I have to admit that the list that came up paints a fairly accurate description of me:

    Laren is nice
    Laren is in a better mood another day
    Laren is out to kill him
    Laren is my friend
    Laren is a writer for objectivism today
    Laren is situated in an area of great natural beauty in the east of holland
    Laren is not the editorial columnist for the new york daily news
    Laren is trying to do something about that
    Laren is a beautiful young woman
    Laren is a shit
    Laren is just really bad in group situations
    Laren is highly intelligent
    Laren is so passionate about what she wanted to do
    Laren is thinking about something
    Laren is hot
    Laren is an original character
    and, one of my favorites:
    Laren is a restaurant i can recommend to anybody

  • Getting to the Point

    Power Point, that is. This is pure genius/utterly dorky/a sad reflection of the dumbing-down of society courtesy of Microsoft. [via The Black Table]

    UPDATE — Rabbi Cheater notified me that the link to the breakup Power Point presentation was replaced with a VERY unfit-for-work picture, so I have removed it, at least for the time being. You can still read about it at The Black Table.

  • Why Doesn’t Verizon Have This?!

    Via Cell, Help’s on the Way for Bad Dates — Lord knows I would have used this at least one or two times in the past . . .

    When the cell rings, one of Cingular’s eight “emergency” messages says: “Hey, this is your Escape-A-Date call. If you’re looking for an excuse, I got it. Just repeat after me, and you’ll be on your way! ‘Not again! Why does that always happen to you? … All right, I’ll be right there.’ Now tell ’em that your roommate got locked out, and you have to go let them in. Good luck!” And bingo, the bad date is history.

    Note: I wouldn’t actually use this — part of dating, at least in New York, is learning how to a) suck it up; b) leave politely if you’re miserable; c) escape quickly using your own skill and creativity. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

  • It’s a Small World After All

    Friday night, for the second time in a week, I ventured to the Upper West Side. For those of you who know me, you realize that this is somewhat of a big deal — I’m one of those annoying people who rarely goes out above 14th Street, and would sooner haul out to Brooklyn than uptown for whatever reason. Earlier this week I had dinner with two law school friends whom I hadn’t seen (at least together) in ages. Last night, I had dinner with my friend Eric. Eric and I were walking down the street and lo and behold I bump into one of the aforementioned friends and his girlfriend. Jon was stunned that I was on the UWS twice in a week, and Eric commented that virtually every time he’s with me, we run into someone I know. It’s true — I run into people I know all the time. I don’t know if it’s because I just know a lot of people or because I’ve been here for over a decade. [A brief digression — Jon volunteered to organize a trip up to the Blue Hill at Stone Barns, since he has a car — just wanted to memorialize that in writing . . .]

    As the evening progressed, I kept running into more and more people. Some of it was planned — after dinner I headed to the Magician on the Lower East Side to meet a friend for a drink. He was there with another blogger I had met earlier in the week. Some of it was less planned — on my way to the bar, I ran into my neighbor, whose band was playing at Luna Lounge — so I had to run over and see the set. When I returned to the bar, I bumped into one of the Speed Sisters, who had tapped my shoulder inadvertently, thinking I was someone else.

    Friday night was also my first experience meeting a new person through Dodgeball. I’ve been using it to check in when I go out, and I met up with Nichelle last night because she knew where I was, but last night one of the folks in my “friends of friends” group started text messaging me because I was nearby. On my way back to the Magician from Luna Lounge, I stoped into Pianos, where he was, and introduced myself. So it works!

    I finished the night at ‘inoteca — where I hadn’t been in a while. And even though I arrived there just after they stopped serving food, they were kind enough to serve me a little snack because I’m friendly with some of the folks who work there. All in all, a fun, social, people-filled Friday night.

    The only downside to a night like that was that it completely derailed my plans for an active Saturday. I ended up relaxing for most of the day, doing a few errands, then staying in and cooking for the evening (the picture is for Tien — I think the crust needed much more salt and I’m still not great at making it round, but it was nice and crispy). Now I’m off to fit in a quick rollerblade or run before I head up to my camp reunion, but more on that later. . .

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  • Chowhounds to the Rescue (Again)

    I’m about to hop on the train for my return to NYC, but I have to once again thank the users of the Chowhound message boards for saving me from utter culinary deprivation while I was in Albany. Thanks to their recommendations, I ended up at My Linh last night — a Vietnamese restaurant. Despite the very slow service, even by NYC standards, the duck (which was highlighted by the Chowhounds) was delectable, with super-crispy skin and a tangy yet spicy nuoc mam sauce. However, I have to admit that I’m pretty excited to head back to my ‘hood, with a vast selection of ethnic eats, all within a 20 minute walk (rather than a 20 minute drive) from my apartment. Thanks, upstate Chowhounds!

  • Cyberfood

    This week’s Time Out New York includes a roundup of food links, including some of my personal favorites — Chowhound, NYC Eats, Menupages, and Epicurious. Some other favorites of mine that I thought were missing include The Food Section, Walker New York: Eats, and The Strong Buzz. You can find a few more of my favorites here and here, in two early posts.